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Classroom Humor


"Yule" Laugh ...

STUDENT ON HOLD

A student called to the Microsoft Technical Services Department for assistance on a computer problem and was immediately put on hold. After he listened to several minutes of taped music, a recorded message came on: "If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, press 8. This will not speed up your call, but it will give you something to do while you wait."


"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on."
                Carl Sandburg


MIAMI LEFT . . . SO ARE WE

Did you hear about the tourists that came to Florida on vacation?
They saw a sign that read "Miami Beach Left", so they turned around and went home.


SUMMER IS FOR THE BEACH

What is heavier in the summer than in the winter?
Traffic to the beach.



Teacher's advice to members of Heaven's Gate:
"If you can't reach heaven on the Internet ... try prayer !"

                  ... yours truly, Joseph

 


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